The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

If I was Robert Langdon....
and a Judicial police came through my hotel door asking for my assistance, I'd probably would say no.  Who wants to get involved?  But as it turns out, I am the main suspect of murdering Sauniere.  And if you ask me to run to the American embassy and not get involved with Sophie's stuff, I would do it.  Maybe because I'm  a coward.  But as the night continues, I meet Leigh Teabings....who I would totally have a gay crush on. That man is quite charming!....and rich!  In addition, when I find out that Sophie was Jesus's descendant, I would totally hook up with her and continue the blood line.  But that's a sin, isn't it?
If I was Sophie Neveau,
and I saw the sex ritual of my grandpa, I would somewhat understand.  BUT it's modern day now, people shouldn't be as religious so I would cut off connections too with him.  It also grossed me out that he was married and would have sex with some other woman to have a moment of clarity.  Anyhow, in the end, knowing I was Jesus's descendant, I would totally be "HAHHAAHA in your face people" about it.  That would have added a great comedy twist to the book.  Oh and I would have a huge crush on Robert because he's so sophisticated and intelligent, doesn't that equal to sexy?
I found Bishop A. and Silas pretty dumb so end of story.

What book will I read next? no idea.
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