Good In Bed by Jennifer Weiner

I, Cannie, am a bigger women.  I dumped a boy, Bruce, for being boring and how that sucked the life outta me.  So for the time being, life was normal, just being single and all.  Until that dumbass Bruce writes an article about me being fat.  Wow this guy did not know how to report nor write something fiction.  This is how he got a job?  I pity him.  But I'm angry and sad.  How can he hurt me like that?  I still love him!  WHAT?  I love him?  This is crazy.  I just dumped him.  Whatever, I need my dignity back, so I run over to his place to get my things back...and I start throwing things at him.  JERK. BITCH.  I HATE YOU. Wow, I must have hurt him so bad, he must still love me. I will apologize.  I call and beg him to have me back.  He won't but out of the blue one day, he calls and tell me that his dad died and invites me to the funeral.  He wants me back now!  Why else would he invite me? So I head over to the funeral, and he completely ignores me.  Then I follow him, and force myself on him.  We had sex.  I'm guessing it's make up sex, we're back together.  ALRIGHT.  But when we were done he just kicks me outta his house.  I think I've just been used as comfort sex.  DAMN.  Whatever, douche.  So I try to lose my weight, come after him hotter than ever and he WILL have me back.  The doctor that gives me my check up is nice and I tell him the drama in my life.  Yeah, being melodramatic and all.  He doesn't really know how to reply.  Anyhow, I meet a celebrity on the way of my reporting job for the local newspaper and she, Maxi, befriended me.  I wonder why she liked me so much, I told her all of my issues.  All the time we had together, it was always about me.  Whatever, I'll give her my screen play and use her!  Smart idea, but still pretend to be her friend!  Anyhow, got a call one day.  guess what.  I'M PREGNANT.  What should I do?  Well, I think I'm gonna keep my baby.  Should I tell Bruce?  Well even though he was a jackass, I think he'd be a great dad.  But I don't wanna call him.  So I write a letter.  I never heard back.  I got bigger and bigger.  Got more depressing too.  Who doesn't reply to check on their baby?  What a dickhead like my father. Forgot to mention that I had daddy issues.  He left our family and when he was trying to be a father and all, he always told me I was fat.    Anyhow back to present time.  I get a call from Maxi saying people like my screen play so I'm flying to Hollywood!!!!  YEAH.  Meet some hunky star who blacked out.  Lived in a mansion and bought some bling. I see my father and he doesn't care about me.  Okay, I am so over him.  Fly back and guess who I see at the airport.  Bruce and his new girlfriend.  I yell at him, he doesn't even ask about the baby when he comes over to say hi.  Jerk.  I head to the washroom and his girl confronts me and pushes me.  Shit there's blood.  My baby is premature born and I'm at the hospital.  Oh Yeah, I can't ever have kids again.  I'm mad at everyone especially Bruce and his slut.  She doesn't even come apologize.  Anyhow when I'm out of the hospital I'm depressed not willing to talk to anyone.  I take long walks.  Then I lost a lot of weight.  One day, Bruce's mom is at the hospital to see the baby.  She says she sorry and I accept it.  Okay the grandma at least has some manners.  Anyhow, I got depressed and find the doctor to help.  We make out.  The baby is out of the hospital and I find out Bruce was a coward.  He read my letter and locked it up. So my life is actually happily ever after.  The doctor and I are together and we have my baby girl, Joy.

Okay I hated this book.
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The Last Song by Nicolas Sparks

My trip was fun.  This book was not.

Everyone in this town (forgot the name already) was very weird. I was surprised that a cute preppy guy started to like a goth girl.  The weird part is that she only looks goth/punk but she acted quite normal.  When Ronnie said she use to go clubbing, did she meant raving with druggies? Anyhow....

Quitting piano because of her dad was stupid.  Being pissed to look at it was even more stupid.

I wish Steve told the truth of the affair in the beginning. Though Ronnie didn't care what happened between her parents, I think she should have.  Affairs=betrayal in my opinion.  But I guess everyone has different values.  In addition, Jonas was annoying for a 10 year old.  He acted more like a 5.

I didn't get much from this book.  Nothing really majored happened in the book till the 3rd quarter of it.  OOOh and there were too many good moments like Will showing up in the end at Juliard and ..I don't know.  The book is just too cheesy. Nicolas Sparks disappointed me in the books but I liked his films.

Hope I will read another book soon.
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